Saturday, May 22, 2010

Predators Trailer

I'm a huge fan of the original Predator, I mean it's a kick ass movie, I can't say much about the way Arnold acts but the whole movie was definitely a blast. I was what then, seven years old? My twisted mind was kinda young at that time but then again i can say that it's one of those things that i can still remember if i will have an amnesia. I was kinda disappointed about Predator 2 and Alien Vs. Predator but I think this new sequel will be more powerful.

The movie will be shown sometime this July so if you want to see what's on your way, you can click here to see it's movie trailer.


Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Mocha Uson on Forbidden Questions with Mo Twister.

1: How old are you when you lost you virginity?
Guy 18 going 19

- girl grade 5 or grade 6

3: Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or a girlfriend?
- No

5 Any plastic surgery?
- No

7 Who is your girl crush?
- Rian Ramos

8: How many people have you slept with?
- She said she had a foursome.

Girls - estimated over a dozen
guys - less than a dozen

Combined 15

9: If i booty call you tonight? Are you going to do it?
- I will give you a call and we will do it to my place.

11: How many times did you you went on public without underwear?

Once a week w/o underwear.

12: Have you ever slept with anyone famous?
almost.

13 Who's the better girl group?

mocha girls

who's the worst?

Cant answer because she havent seen them yet.


14: Do you think Crista Ranillo slept with Manny Pacquaio?
- No. Because she think she is a smart girl.


16: Do you have a real sex tape?
Yes. It's in her blog.


17: Which celebrity has the worst BO?

None

18: Have you ever received an indecent proposal?
US Citizenship, expedition from a mayor in Manila area.


19: Are there a lot of bisexual girls in showbiz?
yes.


20 What's the worst thing you've done to a fan?
-she didnt let her fan to take her pictures bec she is busy.


21 Whats the worst billboard in EDSA?
- none


22 Have you ever had an STD?
Never.


23: Have you ever tried any illegal drugs?
No, She only have 2 vices, thats liquor and sex.


24 Where was the wildest place that she had sex?

Hospital

25 Spit or swallow?
It depends - She said pineapple makes the gizz taste better. If it's Mo's, she will swallow.


26. When was the last time you had sex with a girl?
Last night with a new one.


27: When was the last time you had sex with a guy?

It's been a while, last week.


28 Who is the most overrated singer in the business?

None.


29 Give me your cellphone a i will read the 5th message on air.

from Bi, text me blah blah jejemon daw sabi ni Mo


30 How many 1 night stands do you have?
None, she said she is very horny but she has principle.


31 More orgasm with females or more with males?

Its different because, she likes it with guys bec of the penetration and stimulations.


32 For 5 points we want you to show us the puppy (Boobs).
and everyone started screaming like crazy. wow.


37 Is Grace Lee an excellent kisser?
She is, She is super. She is an excellent kisser.


38 For 2 points. Who is the most famous celebrity that you had sex with?


Jc parker and mocha will only say the 2nd person if chopper will kiss her.

And the 2nd person is kriselda volks.

mocha kissed chopper. My goodness!


Per Mocha, Angelica tastes like frap and Grace Lee tastes like strawberry.


It was one hell of a show.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

2010 Caltex AutoSHOW? I was there.








Yes i was there and took a couple of pictures. To see more photos of hot cars and others (when i say others, it means hot girls), just click here to be redirected.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Politics in Facebook?


There's a reason why you don't talk about politics during small talk, dates and casual conversation, and that is because of the obvious reason, someone might get hurt, someone might get offended and it can end up in one thing, and that is an ugly argument about their respective candidate being better than the other one and them not realizing that they are embarrasing THEMSELVES online; and in FACEBOOK? It will never gonna be as casual as that. Please give me a break, yes i know, you have the right of speech and freedom to express your political view blah blah blah but how about my right to a politics free wall?

Well, it's not that you are not allowed to endorse someone as your candidate but to give details and bash your candidate's political opponent is another thing. If you really have something to say and express, then why not send everyone a private message?

Just a thought.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Kick-Ass, HotRods and Hot Chicks.


April 21, 2010
with Millie Seguerra,

I've been very excited to watch Clash of the Titans but when we had the time to watch a movie, we decided to just see Kick-ass. It's acually about a young loser who wants to be a hero so he decided wear a green scuba suit that he considered as a superhero costume but looks more like a green condom. It has its moment, I mean I admit, the movie is kinda funny but its the kind of movie that you will forget once you step out of the moviehouse. Almost all the actors gave a so-so performance in terms of acting including Nicolas Cage. But what made the the movie cool though is the performance and charm of Chloƫ Moretz (Hit-Girl). Damn! Until now, i cant believe that a 13 year old girl can do stunts like that and still be cute. It's not that i'm being a Pedophile here but man that kid is something.
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April 22, 20105pm
Alone

I heard Angelicopter from 89.9 Magic will be in Megamall to attend Caltex Autoshow; so being a bored citizen, I decided to go to the 5th floor of Megamall and see whats happening. Well the bad thing is that there's no Angelicopter in sight but the great thing is that there's like a dozen of hot chicks scattered everywhere posing with bad-ass cars on display. I'm not into cars but i know a hotrod when i see one, and i definitely know a foxy chick when i see one. I took some pictures and i'll try to post it in my facebook and will just create a link here.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Top 10 Most Annoying Things about FACEBOOK.

I heard someone say that she can't live without the internet, FACEBOOK in particular, Well i can' blame her because as we know, Facebook is very helpful in maintaining our contacts with our friends, and meeting a lot of new friends not to mention very entertaining. But like a lot of things, there's a downside to it. I made a list of things about FACEBOOK that i found very annoying:

10 LOL - i first saw this thing in yahoo chat, laughing out loud? are you sure that you are laughing out loud while surfing the net? a smirk or a simple smile maybe but LAUGHING OUT LOUD? I dont think so.

09 People always clicking the LIKE icon whenever you make a comment - i understand if you really like what your friend is saying but what if you hate it? Why is it that there's no DONT LIKE icon there? I mean, this is not fair, who designed facebook anyway?

08 Game Updates - Who wants to know that Concordia "earned the Fishville Farmer Bronze Trophy in Fishville for selling 365 total fish" I dont wanna know. My kapitbahay Ate Precy sold more than that in actual life and did'nt get any medals or even a single Ribbon. WOW! Something is terribly wrong here.

07 People Commenting in the Wrong Thread - There are people who are just plain stupid. There's this instance when I posted something; I think it's about IPad and one of my friends out of nowhere blurted out that "Again, SURVIVOR HEROES won both challenges.... bye bye COACH!!!" I mean yes I'm a big fan of Survivor but man don't you know how to make a new comment in my WALL?

06 Changing of Status Everyday - Are you kidding me? Yesterday you're Single and now everyone is congratulating you because you're suddenly Engaged. How about tomorrow? Let me guess, It's Complicated? I want to run to the nearest highway and be run over by a truck.

05 Stupid Pillow - Is this even true? I was hit by a Green Turtle Pillow? It's been a while since the last time i saw those annoying things but man, It's just plain stupid.

04 Mode Stuff - Work Mode, Emo Mode, Sleep Mode, Internet Mode, FB Mode. WTF! You know what mode I am right now? It's I-want-to-Kill someone Mode.

03 Cute Girls in Private Profile - This, I find very disappointing, I mean, it's not that i want to see their Basic Information or know what are their likes and dislikes are, It's just that who knows, there might be some sexy pictures there somewhere.

02 People doing the weird peace sign - aarrgh! Do you really have to make a peace sign everytime you pose for a shot? Is that a concious effort or a voluntary reaction that whenever you see someone pointing a camera at you, your hands and fingers will have a life of their own and make the peace sign in front of your face. This is CRAZY. So the next time you do this, please be wary because if i 'll have the chance, i will stab you with my blunt pencil.

01 Duck Face - If there's something more annoying than doing the peace sign during a photoshoot then it's definitely the act of doing the duckface. It's actually when you're trying to make youre lips poutier than normal as if you can imitate Angelina Jolie but instead you're making yourself look like a retard. If you dont know how stupid someone doing the DUCKFACE is, then you definitely need to click here to see what I'm talking about.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Elisha Cuthbert, Just Simply Hot!




















Elisha Cuthbert is a Canadian Actress best known as Kim Bauer in the American action-thriller television series 24 which by the way is the best TV Program ever. I just found these two photos and I'm trying to decide which is better. (actually my girlfriend is the one who found this)

Jack Bauer is a bad ass dude, there's no argument about that but DAMN, 24 will not be the same without this sizzling hot chick.

I'll be so headed to St. Francis Aquare first thing tomorrow to get my latest season of 24.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Top 10 Most Polluted Places in the World

Who said Edsa is polluted?

The picture in the left is in Tianying, China. The center of Chinese lead production, this town of 160,000 qualifies as one of the eight most polluted areas in the country, according to the Chinese government. Lead concentrations in the air and soil are 8.5 to 10 times above national health standards and lead dusts local crops at levels 24 times higher than such health standards. Sadly, it did not made it to the number one spot.

Click here to see the Top 10 Most Polluted Places in the World, it will surely make you love the air of EDSA during rush hour.

Holy Week = Double Pay

It feels like hell outside, its not that i'm seeing river of boiling lava or satan having a cup of cappuccino in starbucks but i'm talking about the blazing temperature. Obviously it's summer, what i really hated about it is all the uncomfortable sweat and skin irritation that everybody is getting.

But if someone will ask me what i love about the season then i'll definitely say its the Holy Week; specially Holy Thursday and Good Friday. I practically spent those two days in the office because we were bound to our work tables (due to being a hardworker) but to the others at home, well, they are stuck in their house with nothing in the radio or TV and just waiting for the weekend to past. (HAHAHAHA)

I have'nt seen someone nailed in the cross personally but i find it lame. WHY? It's simply because it is, i mean they are trying to imitate Jesus right? But why the F*** is there an ambulance waiting for something to go bad? Their freaking trying to nail someone on the cross for crying out loud so something bad is supposed to happen.

So next summer, i will make it a point to find a decent place where they crucify people, who knows maybe i'll have a chance to use my spear and puncture someone with it.


I found great pictures of people celebrating the Holy Week so please click here to enjoy it.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Telus as Employer of the Year. Not Bad. Not bad at all.

Here's an example why i love working for Telus, i got this news from mb.com.ph, it's kinda interesting.



International ICT Awards names Convergys ‘BPO Company of the Year’

By By EMMIE V. ABADILLA
April 1, 2010, 11:02pm

Convergys won as the BPO Company of the Year in the recently concluded International ICT Awards Philippines 2010 of the Business Processing Association of the Philippines (BPAP) and the Canadian Chamber of Commerce Convergys opened 4 new world-class sites, adding 4,200 jobs and ending 2009 with 20,000 employees.

As one of the global leaders in providing customer care, accounts receivable management, human resources and billing services, the company invested close to a billion pesos in the country, spending about $4.3 million on training about 11,000 employees last year.
The company also added 12 new programs and 22 lines of business, including launching its first UK and Canadian programs. Its expanded portfolio includes Back Office, Accounts Receivables Management, Finance & Accounting, and HR Management, Customer care, technical support and market research.

Telus International Philippines won the award for BPO Employer of the Year.
Telus offers comprehensive learning and development programs that train and develop all levels of staff, such as Program ONE for orientation of new hires, Personal Empowerment Program offered to all team members, LEAD for developing leadership capabilities, OnTrac for developing operations management abilities and Executive Development for senior leadership team members.

In addition, Telus has one of the strongest Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR) programs in Philippines. Deutsche Bank won the Shared Services Excellence of the Year award for its Deutsche Knowledge Services, a shared service centre for finance, global business services and IT.

It employs more than 1,700 professionals who provide accounting, reporting, profit and loss, cost, reconciliation, MIS, risk control, information technology and operations services to internal businesses worldwide since 2005.



Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Chuck Norris Rules

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:


  1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

  2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

  3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

  4. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

  5. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

  6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  7. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

  8. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

  9. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

  10. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

For more Chuck Norris Facts just click here.

Good or Worst?

I have good news and a bad news. Of course we have to start with the bad part right? The bad news is that there’s a possibility that Erap can be our President again for the second time and what even worse is that Edu can be his Vice. And if that’s the case it’s not a bad idea to include Bong Revilla, Lito Lapid, Rey Langit and Jinggoy Estrada as members of the Senate. Hmmmnnnn and while we’re at it why not put Kuya Germs as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and Mother Lily as the Chief of Staff.


I don’t have anything against Showbiz people who wants to do politics, but I’m not sure about actors who want to enter politics just because they are charismatic or famous. I’m not saying that those people in my list are not capable of performing the job of the position that they want to be in but I’m not saying that they can do it either. I’m scared about our country..


Lets go now to the good part…. Do I even have to point it out? Parvati Shallow is still in Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains. C'mon Parvati! Give them the HARD ON that they deserve.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

AIRSOFT: Missing it very Much



It's been a while since the last time i played Airsoft. I miss the sound of flying BB's (its the round thing used as Airsoft bullets) and for some sick reason, i also miss the wound that we are getting whenever we are hit by it.

So i decided to repost an old BLOG that i wrote: please click here for the complete article.

Pacquaio: 2nd Greatest Boxer Ever



Our very own Local Hero, Manny Pacquiao was hailed as the 2nd Greatest Boxer ever next to Sugar Ray Robinson. Maybe this is reason enough to vote him for the CONGRESS.


World's Greatest Ever Boxer - overall

1.Sugar Ray Robinson 2. Manny Pacquiao 3. Muhammad Ali


World's Greatest Ever Heavyweight

1. Muhammad Ali 48% 2. Mike Tyson 16% 3. Rocky Marciano 11%



World's Greatest Ever Light heavyweight

1. Roy Jones Jnr 37% 2. Archie Moore 17% 3. Joe Calzaghe 14%



World's Greatest Ever Middleweight

1. Sugar Ray Robinson 47% 2.Marvin Hagler 24% 3. Bernard Hopkins 12%


World's Greatest Ever Welterweight

1. Sugar Ray Robinson 39% 2. Sugar Ray Leonard 36% 3. Oscar de la Hoya 10%


World's Greatest Ever Lightweight

1. Roberto Duran 33% 2. Henry Armstrong 22% 3. Floyd Mayweather 14%


World's Greatest Ever Featherweight

1. Manny Pacquaio 56% 2. Willie Pep 15% 3. Salvador Sanchez 8%


World's Greatest Ever Bantamweight

1. Wilfredo Gomez 32% 2. Ruben Olivares 12% 3. Carlos Zarate 10%


World's Greatest Ever Flyweight

1. Ricardo Lopez 27% 2. Jimmy Wilde 20% 3. Michael Carbajal 12%


Click here to view complete list.




Friday, April 2, 2010

Gone For the Week.

I'm still trying to figure out how to use this blog site. I mean how the F! can i insert pictures and stuff, theres no options, or most probably i just really dont how to use it. i'll give this site a chance, I still have Saturday and Sunday to learn this. Hmmmnnnn. By the way i'm still in the office and i still have 30 minutes or so to waste before i leave.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Buena Mano

My very first entry, well this is not my first time in terms of posting blogs, its just that its been like almost a century now since the last time i made one. I'm just really bored, no open malls, no turo turo in St Francis Square and lack of sleep. I'm just trying to save my sanity so here i am pouring this nonsense crap. And hopefully i can post this because i'm just using my computer in the office. GOODLUCK to me